The Plan Part 4

Uh oh. See ya next week.  No babies. Sorry Herb didn’t have the time.

The Plan part 3

I post a few photos of a baby i get like 6 comments.  So from now on i’ll just be posting baby pictures with strips. (sike)

Summer Movie ratings. I’m going to grade them and not a number scale like usual.

Iron Man: B+
Funny action packed, No Terrance Howard cry scene (I’m surprised too), Lame one dimensional villian “I wants 2 b richies!” Robert Downey Jr. saved this movie.  All the other characters were kinda boring.

The Incredible Hulk C+
Interesting characters yes even Betty Ross played by Liv “I whisper” Tyler, pretty good on the run story, Solid action.  Villian also lame “I wants 2 b powafull!”

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:   B- 
In the same nature of the original movies but with a scifi twist.  The ending was kinda flat but I enjoyed the action and some of the comedy.  I mean the fridge scene was kinda crazy, very crazy just outragously absurd.  People had high expectations for this one.  I didn’t.  It was my vote for biggest movie of the summer, sadly Iron Man is beating it by 4 million.

Wanted:  B
This movie didn’t try to be anything else but retarded action and guns.  I had a problem with the whole “Loom of fate” thing.

Wall E:  A+
Simple universal love story.  Some environmental themes, wonderfully crafted story telling, and characters are full of life but they are robots.

Hancock: C- note: See me after class, need a parent teacher conference. 
Very Average movie.  John, I know what you are saying but damnit I don’t want to look for all those themes in a “BIG WILLIE WEEKEND” movie.  What i want is BIG LAUGHS, DUMB LINES like “Oh HELL NAW” or “Welcome to Earth”  and stupid action and him running.  Will doesn’t even run in this movie.  He’s got a patented run dude (note slow mo, I, robot, Bad Boys I & II, and Men In Black I & II, haha).  The twist kinda made me mad and turned this movie in a different direction.  1st half “Big laughs” 2nd half “boo hoo drama”  It’s like they ran out of jokes, an idea about Hancock’s real origin or characters who aren’t Jason Bateman or Will Smith.  I say Matinee it if you want to see it or it’s worth a rental.  Not as bad a Wild Wild West but not a good as I AM LEGEND and DEFINITY not as good as Pursuit of Happyness or Ali.

The Plan part 2 and news.

I promise it’s building to something.  This one kinda suck but I press on.
In other news.

Born at 7:26 am.  Daughter of Shakina and Jack Patterson II.  My niece Kendal aka Dirtbike.  a healthy baby girl, in yo face FRANCE!

My bro holding his daughter and just in love from first sight.  I guess first sight love thing exist.   Shakina did not want to take a photo of her.  I mean she just had a baby, how would you look?  Really?

If you notice the names have on difference.  They dropped an “L”  So pretty much she is less of a Loser than I. Ha.

Congrats to them both.  Now big sister, MacKENize (c wht i did ther?) will have someone to tell she can’t tag along when she hit 16 and dirtbike is only 11.

I must SLAM EVIL! because she and I will be fighting for google searches in the future.

The Plan Part 1

I’m back!  Computer was down for like 3 weeks and now I return with a story arc.  Don’t worry I won’t drag it on too long. First comic to not have Mike starring. Don’t worry he will be showing up. What could Willie J be up to?
Life has been kinda meh lately, but lucky I have friends for being able to hang out with me. (when I’m not gaming hard to the ciz ore) So, thanks ladies and gentles. Special thanks to Pat and Herb. Let’s make the world silky smooth.  Good news the next strip after this is written and sketched up. I’m building up a buffer so what happen for the last month won’t happen again, unless I’m injured for a month.  SLAM EVIL! Podcast is back on a one every two week schedule.
I’ll be changing the blog around in the next few weeks so be ready for it.  Steam is changing.

I SLAM EVIL! because the state of the nation depends on it.